Always getting hammered and occasionally getting nailed. TSM.

Having a nickname for your group of friends. TSM.

Turning up just to turn ’em all down. TSM.

Starbucks being your library of choice. TSM.

Talking to every guy at the bar except the one you like, just to prove a point. TSM.

Always fucked up. Never fucked over. TSM.

Getting your boyfriend to apologize even though you were wrong. TSM.

Using his drunkenness to hide your crazy. TSM.

Fearlessly telling him that you did, in fact, hide his keys in his fridge when you were mad at him. TSTC.

Having a slampiece, not being one. TSM.