Ignoring his snap chats until he texts you. TSM.

Your recruitment chair assuring you that you are definitely recruiting every round next year. TSM.

Looking your best when you go out because you have boys to spite and boys to impress. TSM.

Gushing during the Facebook creeping session, when you realize just how hot your hookup from last night really was. TSM.

Wearing your highest heels out, knowing you’ll regret it about an hour into the night. TSM.

Checking yourself out every time you walk passed anything remotely reflective. TSM.