Deleting drunk texts so sober you doesn’t have to relive the shame. TSM.

Casually drinking all his wine. TSM.

Knowing you’ll be his formal date before he does. TSM.

Your Instagram game changing dramatically upon joining a sorority. TSM.

College is just a pregame for adulthood. TSM.

Doing things you’d normally be too lazy to do, just for the picture. TSM.

Going to the gym with the sole intention of “running into” him. TSM.

“Who do you know here?” TSM.

Touching up Saturday night’s makeup for Sunday morning church. TSM.