Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

Using your one call from jail to call your VP of Communications so you don’t get fined for missing an event. TSTC.

Doing a hair flip so people can see your pin. TSM.

We do not waste alcohol. TSM.

Having a different boyfriend in every fraternity. TSTC.

Haaaaave you met my little? TSM.

You say bitch like it’s a bad thing. TSM.

Being 19 and 21 at the same time. TSM.