Just one more episode and I’ll do my homework. TSM.

Going from an alcohol awareness speaker to a toga party. TSM.

Well that was a waste of an outfit. TSM.

Yes, I just caught you staring at my boobs. No, I am not going home with you tonight. TSM.

Trying to explain Greek life to a GDI is like trying to explain quantum physics to a preschooler. TSM.

Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

It’s really cute when freshmen boys think I’m interested in them, when in actuality I’m just mid-contest with my sisters. TSM.

Knowing how much the meaning of a text message can change just by adding a period to the end. TSM.

Third degree burns on your fingers from perfecting little gifts with the glue gun. TSM.

Holding the world record for most Facebook events “maybe attending.” TSM.