“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.
“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.
Calling out of work on Founders Day, because it’s basically a holiday. TSM.
“Is puffy paint dishwasher safe?” TSM.
Summer separation anxiety. TSM.
Being willed a first aid kit and a pregnancy test. TSM.
Bringing your own toilet paper to a frat party, because you know you’ll need it. TSM.