I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a problem, when there’s no drinking. TSM.

Innocent until proven standards. TSM.

Standards free since 1991. TSM.

#MyLifeIsBetterThanYours. TSM.

“Sorry ’bout it.” TSM.

School supply shopping with my bffs Lilly and Vera. TSM.

While fratdaddy is getting baked…I bake. TSM.