Being excited to live on Greek Row because the walk won’t be so far in the morning. TSM.

Only the best get promoted to sweetheart. TSM.

I may be small, but everything I do is big. TSM.

If at first you don’t succeed, pay someone to do it for you. TSM.

He thinks I’m a brat, but I’m not worried. He’ll get over it. TSM.

Working out to make other girls jealous at the gym. TSM.