Strategically liking a post from another girl on your fratdaddy’s wall. TSM.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, text it to your big. TSM.

If you don’t take rejection well, you probably aren’t going to like me. TSM.

Trying on last names like you try on shoes. TSM.

Judging a potential new fratdaddy on how jealous he will make your old one. TSM.

Sure, we can do lunch the week before formal. I’ll watch you eat while I sip this water. TSM.

Running into your old fratdaddy and loving every awkward minute of it because you’re blatantly winning the break-up. TSM.

Never worrying about bringing a jacket, because you know some fratdaddy will give you his anyway. TSM.

Not returning the shack shirt. TSM.

Waking up to eleven missed calls from the same guy. TSM.