Deleting him from Facebook, then stalking him from your best friend’s account. TSM.

Conferring with your friends about how long to wait before texting him back. TSM.

The “I think I’m here” text when you arrive at a guy’s house. TSM.

He proposed with a monogram necklace that had his last initial. TSM.

The difference between saying “She’s my sister” and “She’s in my house.” TSM.