“I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.” TSM.

Miss Tennessee’s leg and arm pop while awaiting the host’s questions. TSM.

I speak fluent housekeeper. TSM.

Being the belle of the ball. Or formal. Or whatevs. TSM.

The desire to acquire. TSM.

Big hat. Small waist. TSM.