The old standards chair passing down her instructions on dealing with you, specifically, to the new standards chair. TSTC.

Going from the freshman who couldn’t get her shit together to the senior who pretends to have her shit together. TSM.

“She’s crazy, I love her!” TSM.

Your boobs look amazing today! TSM.

So many social engagements to attend in the next few weeks. Life is hard. TSM.