Instantly receiving the “She’s a total downgrade” text, as if you need the reassurance. TSM.

Using the emergency money your parents gave you on a formal dress, because it’s a fashion emergency. TSM.

Letting him know you’re DTF: down to formal. TSM.

I can apply make up perfectly in a moving car. Where do I put that on my résumé? TSM.

My ashes would turn to glitter, not dust. TSM.

If you don’t have a craft drawer, are you really even in a sorority? TSM.

Oftentimes, I have to remind myself that if I fail out of school, I can no longer be social chair. TSM.

Prioritizing looking good for class over getting there on time. TSM.

Sushi dates. TSM.

Being the girl everyone comes to for crafting supplies and ideas. TSM.