Let us strive for that which is humble, pretty, and confident. TSM.

Seek the prettiest. TSM.

“If it’s half priced drinks, then it’s half the calories, right?” TSM.

Blonde hair, black heart, pink everything else. TSM.

My favorite drink is the kind boys buy for me. TSM.

He ain’t worth the vodka. TSM.

Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

Waiting until after midnight to drunk eat, so it will count toward tomorrow’s calories. TSM.