Giving your ex back his clothes while wearing another boy’s clothes. TSM.

Judging how well you performed by the brand of the shack shirt you received. TSM.

Making a quilt out of all your shack shirts. TSM.

I’m only “girlfriend material” if you’re “trust fund material.” TSM.

Saving your ex’s number as “Freshman Mistake.” TSM.

No floppy hat is too big. TSM.

Hook up, date down. TSM.

“He didn’t change his Netflix password, so I don’t miss him at all.” TSM.