Trying to take my Little home with you? Not on my watch, “bro.” TSM.

Patriotic panties. TSM.

The first two apps on the home screen of my iPhone are TSM and Fox News. TSM.

He knows I’m wife material. More importantly, his parents know it too. TSM.

There’s a difference between homemaking and housekeeping. I do the former, the hired help does the latter. TSM.