Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.
Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.
Spring break plans? Get hella turnt and somewhat burnt. TSM.
“Do you have any hot friends?”
“All my friends are hot.” TSM.
Last one to get ready. First one to get drunk. TSM.
Sometimes, I wonder how all those drunk girls I’ve bonded with in bathrooms are doing. TSM.
“Is vodka a carb?” TSM.
“Drunk calories don’t count, right?”
“No, and drunk words don’t either.” TSM.
Dressing like you’re in a sorority. Drinking like you’re in a fraternity. TSM.
Having the body of a trophy wife and the brains of a surgeon. TSM.