Mixing vodka and Starbucks passion tea lemonade. TSM.

Not understanding why exec wants to lose the “party girl” stereotype the chapter has. TSTC.

When your boyfriend doesn’t notice your haircut, but your Starbucks barista does. TSM.

We go together like crystal light and vodka. TSM.

Your selfie getting likes from the fraternities’ official page. TSM.

Being able to do whatever you want, because everyone’s afraid of your big. TSM.

“Hey, I’m the only one allowed to talk shit on her.” TSM.

Wearing a sorority shirt the first day of class to let everyone know who you are. TSM.

Screw boys, literally and figuratively. TSM.

Making a quilt out of shack shirts. TSM.