Measuring your hangovers on the Richter scale. TSM.

Sleeping over, but just because his house is closer to campus. TSM.

Closing your bar tab from last night on the way to your standards meeting. TSM.

*Replaces feelings with new clothes.* TSM.

Getting drunk for the sole purpose of texting a guy. TSM.

Not feeling like your life is together until you leave the nail salon. TSM.

When your good morning text is always from Standards asking you to take down your Snapchat story. TSTC.

The higher the Roman Numeral, the more I like him. TSM.