The amount of jewelry you’re still wearing in the morning is directly proportional to how good your night was. TSM.

I’m beyond mad at my drunk self for thinking it was okay to eat last night. TSM.

I know divorce is supposed to be heartbreaking, but that didn’t stop me from squealing like a 5-year-old when I heard Ashton was single. TSM.

And spring break diet starts…NOW. TSM.

Good intentions aren’t good enough for me. TSM.