Being more worried about chipping your cooler than your manicure. TSM.

Having no idea how much drinks cost at your favorite bar. TSM.

Wishing your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend would rush just so you could blacklist her. TSM.

Getting an A on the paper you wrote after a bottle and a half of wine. TSM.

I might not remember last night, how I got here, or where my clothes are, but it’s okay because I’m still wearing my pearls. TSM.

“Sorry Dad, I’m going to have to put you on hold, my big is calling.” TSM.