Omg if she’s not my little I’ll die. TSM.

Not in a frat? Sorry I can’t shack. TSM.

Of course I’m bilingual, I have to order around the help. TSM.

Late to my internship because the line at Starbucks was long. Oh well, when your boss is a family friend it doesn’t matter. TSM.

Your Newsfeed being made of entirely of Bachelorette statuses. TSM.

I may be the intern, but the workers are lining up to assist me. TSM.

I’m not afraid of heights, have you seen my heels? TSM.

Calling dibs on your wedding month. TSM.

“Why is no one at the pool? Is it like finals week or something?” TSM.

Never knowing what to get your mom because she already owns everything. TSM.