I think I like being naked too much. TSM.

I wouldn’t even wear that on laundry day. TSM.

I can’t wait to go home and smell Thanksgiving dinner! TSM.

I survived Halloween but my fake eyelashes didn’t. TSM.

Lipstick-stained solo cups. TSM.

Because vodka doesn’t have as many calories. TSM.

“Whatever. We’re seniors.” TSM.

“Can you just do it for me?” TSM.

Always knowing the owner. TSM.

Beers. TFM. De Beers. TSM.