We have community service hours to do. Coincidentally, we also have freshmen. TSM.

What is everyone’s obsession with “Act like a normal person?” TSM.

I’ve never seen a soldier-coming-home show that didnt make me cry. TSM.

Making fetch happen. TSM.

“I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all.” -Coco Chanel. TSM.

Playing doctor with a med student. TSM.

I miss college gamedays so much I’m pretending to care about the Super Bowl. TSM.

Is it me or does every weekend of mine end up going to hell in a handbasket? TSM.

More than a handful, but less than a mess. TSM.

Crying every time the cops bust a party. TSM.