Your parents being categorically unable to tell your sisters apart. TSTC.

I make shit show look good. TSM.

Being able to borrow a fake from anyone in your family, because your whole lineage looks alike. TSM.

Where are my keys? Phone? Dignity? Whatever, best two out of three. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Going to the gym just to see your weekend hookup in action. TSM.