Waiting for mod podge to dry is the crafting equivalent to waiting for a boy to text you back. TSM.

Making a shower cocktail, because there’s no time waste, only time to be wasted. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.

Give me wine or give me *death.

*vodka. TSM.

You know you’re a mess when your phone autocorrects drunk to drunj. TSTC.

Mentally undressing every guy you see in cargo shorts, and not because you think he’s hot. TSM.