Having more sorority t-shirts than college t-shirts. TSM.

Using a UTI as an excuse to drink more vodka cranberries. TSM.

Shut up and take shots with me. TSM.

Feeling like Helen of Troy is your kindred spirit when you’re hooking up with two guys in rival fraternities. TSM.

Tagging your boyfriend in gift ideas on Instagram. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.