Showing people pictures of your little like she’s your baby. TSM.

Can I get philanthropy hours for volunteering to be sober sister? TSM.

More excited about the theme than the party. TSM.

Not letting a little thing like the facts mess up a good story. TSM.

Judging a girl by her sorority squat. TSM.

Making up irrelevant alliterations so you can drink every day of the week. TSM.

Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.