Making up irrelevant alliterations so you can drink every day of the week. TSM.

Your credit card company flagging charges for school books because they are “unusual.” TSM.

Keeping your heart and your Starbucks on ice. TSM.

“Don’t put that in the minutes.” TSM.

Saying that something is a “back to school item” to justify an unreasonably expensive purchase. TSM.

Being more excited about your outfit for a function than the actual function. TSM.

I was like, Standards, why are you so obsessed with me? TSM.

“So, what’s the glitter budget?” TSM.

Doing everyday household activities in heels to break them in. TSM.