The “why does alcohol do such good things to us?” at the pregame always seems to turn into “why does alcohol do such bad things to us?” in the morning. TSM.

Why isn’t there a relationship option on Facebook for “only when we’re drunk?” TSM.

Three strikes and my rejections to your booty calls are no longer going to be polite. TSM.

Making Burnetts look classy. TSM.

The opening scene of Breakfast At Tiffany’s is the classiest walk of shame ever. TSM.