Spending the majority of Christmas break crafting and ignoring high school exes. TSM.

It always takes me over an hour to fix my hair…partly because it has to be perfect and partly because I am so easily distracted. TSM.

My daddy taught me to hunt, my mommy taught me to cook, and my sisters taught me to party. TSM.

Looking extra cute on days you need to study. Wanting to be seen by maximum number of people is the best motivation to go to the lib. TSM.

I love gay guys, but lesbians…TSM.

I’m not bad at texting back…I just don’t like you. TSM.

Giving people the death stare when they say the university shouldn’t be allowed to put up Christmas trees in the student union. TSM.

I was told today that if I don’t stop partying so hard I was going to end up like my big. I said good. TSM.