Finding yourself attracted to every “pre” but “e.” TSM.

Constantly complaining about the heat, yet refusing to move out of the sun, because you want to work on your tan. TSM.

I keep up with the Kardashians. TSM.

Judging people based on the number of hashtags they use per post. TSM.

Going tanning on your lunch break. TSM.

Even when we’re wrong, we’re right. TSM.

Making him watch the entire movie before he gets some. TSM.

“Why, Grandbig, what big sunglasses you have!”
“The better to judge you with, my dear.” TSM.

Realizing you’ve become a “we”…with your favorite pledge sister. TSM.

Your g-big being the official authority on all things sorority. TSM.