Struggle City: where bruises come from and bobby pins go. TSM.

Pre-gaming a first date. TSM.

“I’m not a saint, and I’m not a sinner, but everything’s cool as long as I’m getting thinner.” -Lily Allen. TSM.

If you haven’t seen me naked, are we really even friends? TSM.

Your graduated grandbig and great grandbig dominating the group text about who the new addition to the family should be. TSM.

Sweetie, just because you were recently initiated doesn’t mean you’ve earned speaking privileges at chapter. TSM.

Some relationships just have to be measured in presents bought. TSM.

Hating an entire sorority because you hate one girl in it. TSM.

Looking past it when you see him dip, but feeling absolutely disgusted if you ever see him cry. TSM.

Either being obsessed with a girl or hating her, with no in between. TSM.