Grabbing coffee, getting a pedicure, and going tanning are three things, attending class is only one. It’s obvious which is more productive. TSM.

Spending an extensive amount of time trying to make your hair look like you just rolled out of bed. TSM.

“I know how hard rejection can be. I mean, I don’t know personally, but I’ve heard about it from girls with small boobs.” TSM.

Mentally making your to-do list in the tanning bed. TSM.

“I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me.” -Lena Dunham. TSM.

Your entertainment source over winter break being stepping on the scale each morning to see how much weight you’ve lost. TSM.

“We had to give her a sweet sixteen on her thirteenth birthday.” TSM.

Needing a girl to be the perfect amount of pretty to grant her your approval. TSM.

Drinking like there’s no tomorrow because there might not be one. NS. Drinking like there’s no tomorrow because…it’s Friday. TSM.

If the world ends tomorrow, I’m going to be so pissed I never got to wear my New Year’s Eve dress. TSM.