Using your fratdaddy’s email to vote for your sorority’s Lilly print. TSM.

Mastering the power of the winky face and never overusing it. TSM.

Does it come in pink? TSM.

Is it bad that I purposely walk in late to class so everyone will see how cute I look? TSM.

We’re great at keeping secrets…just not from each other. TSM.

An outfit crisis is a totally acceptable reason to be late. TSM.

Baking yet another batch of “sorry I vommed in your bed” cookies. TSM.