Donating clothes to charity, then rewarding yourself with a shopping spree. TSM.

Using “A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells” to your advantage. TSM.

Rise and Vine. TSM.

The classic “Where have you been all my life?” to someone you saw three days ago. TSM.

Talk to the hand. TSM.

Wine me, dine me, vine me. TSM.

Your baby fever severely conflicting with your commitment issues. TSM.

Being over summer break one week in. TSM.

Refusing to acknowledge your phone in the morning, because it means you have to acknowledge your actions from last night. TSM.

Last night was slutty, humiliating, and possibly illegal. Overall, I’d say it was a success. TSM.