Knowing it’s better to be single and happy than attached and miserable this Valentine’s Day. TSM.

“For a little girl, you’re really intimidating.” TSM.

Knowing you’re doing things right when he says, “I just can’t get a read on you.” TSM.

That blissful moment between wake and sleep, when you don’t yet remember all of the heinous things you did last night. TSM.

When formal date hunting slowly transitions into husband hunting as you get older. TSM.

Judging people on their ability to effectively judge people. TSM.

Deciding to avoid mirrors all Sunday once you see what a disaster your roommate looks like. TSM.

That girl who you refuse to follow on Twitter, but periodically feel the need to check up on, just because you want to see what moronic things she says. TSM.

Making such an impression on a guy friend’s mother that she continues to suggest he take you out months after meeting. TSM.

The last final is always the hardest…to convince yourself to study for. TSM.