Doing wine bottle crafts, because you have an excuse to drink the wine first. TSM.

We’ll look back and say, “I was at my best when I was with these women.” TSM.

If he isn’t obsessed with me, then it just won’t work out. TSM.

85% of my power is in my hair. TSM.

Telling people you’re “expecting,” because you’re getting a little this fall. TSM.

I’m just crazy about Tiffany’s. TSM.

Knowing your little is going to be perfect purely based on the fact that she is going to be your little. TSM.

Coming back from summer even hotter than when you left. TSM.

If he doesn’t have a big dick, he shouldn’t act like one. TSM.