Oh you’ve been busy? Me too. Ask your brothers. TSM.

Not sure who I Facebook stalk more…guys I like, or girls I don’t. TSM.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but shoes and booze excite me! TSM.

Sweet tea. Sarcasm. Stilettos. TSM.

Hair and boys: two things better teased. TSM.

I won’t even follow Obama on Twitter. TSM.

If you wear capris, we can’t really be friends. TSM.

My whole life is a guilty pleasure. TSM.