What God forgot to bless will be surgically enhanced. TSM.

Feeling instantly disconnected from the world when your phone dies. TSM.

Just because I’m telling you about my supes fun plans, doesn’t mean you’re invited. TSM.

Having to clean out friend request purgatory at least once a week. TSM.

“First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes a baby in the baby carriage.” TSM.

Being blonde and loving every minute of it. TSM.

Formals, just like prom, only no GDIs and more expensive dresses. TSM.