Consulting the football schedule before even considering a fall wedding. TSM.

The immediate “they’re going to have hideous children” texts you get upon finding out your ex got engaged to his rebound. TSM.

Pregaming the flight home. TSM.

It’s easier to be a good girl and prove you know how to have fun than it is to be a fun girl and prove you know how to be good. TSM.

It’s really cute that your engineering sorority has Greek letters, but they’re still on a hoodie. TSM.

My salon back home doesn’t always take walk-ins, but when they do, it’s for me. TSM.

We use so many acronyms at my internship that my natural comfort with abbrevs totes gives me a leg up. TSM.

Being a thinspiration to others. TSM.

Making a Maid of Honor pact. TSM.

Secretly hoping Rep. Bachmann doesn’t get the nomination, because the first female president should totes be Panhellenic. TSM.