Our mutual friends list, or lack thereof, tells me all I need to know. TSM.

If you’re not FaF, I DGaF. TSM.

We know we’re beautiful, but can’t you just facebook stalk us instead of stealing our composites? TSM.

Planning me and my date’s formal outfits with my sisters and their dates so we don’t clash in our pictures. TSM.

If you haven’t been sent to standards, you haven’t really partied. TSM.