“Could you do me a huge favor? I’ll buy you Starbucks.” TSM.

Pretty and plastered. TSM.

“Can you see my hangover through these sunglasses?” TSM.

Forgetting where you are, but not where you got your outfit. TSM.

You can never have too many little black dresses. TSM.

Refusing to wear open-toed shoes without a perfect pedicure. TSM.