Making Michael’s stay open passed their closing time in order to finish recruitment craft shopping. TSM.

“Does this mean we have to wear real pants?” TSM.

Even more important than studying is looking cute before you go to the library. You never know who you’ll see there. TSM.

The strategically timed “Hereee” text. TSM.

I could defriend you…but then I couldn’t stalk you. TSM.

That feeling of anxiety when you have to pick an extra amazing profile picture because you had to block all of your other pics for Recruitment. TSM.

He makes you cry, I make him cry. He breaks your heart, I break his balls. TSM.

Puffy painting the Risk Management binder while drinking wine. Oops. TSM.

Just saw the word “stat” and obvi thought it said “srat.” TSM.