Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.

It’s not real until he goes on a tampon run. TSM.

Sister separation anxiety over Thanksgiving break. TSM.

“Go like my Insta.” TSM.

“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” -Taylor Swift. TSM.

The pink shirt emoji girl is my spirit animal. TSM.

I don’t use soda as a mixer, so I feel pretty healthy. TSM.

Your non-greek friends asking for your help and expertise when they have to make costumes for theme parties. TSM.

Knowing that alumni weekend means a blackout weekend. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.