Making a map of tailgates so you don’t miss a single one. TSM.

Swiping right because he has a dog in the picture. TSM.

Roses < Rosé. TSM.

Using Venmo to pay for drugs. TSTC.

I like mixed drinks, not mixed signals. TSM.

It’s a plandid. A planned candid. TSM.

“I hooked up with their social chair. Don’t worry about getting in tonight.” TSM.