My issue with chihuahuas isn’t that they’re ugly overgrown mexican rats, so much as they all seem to think they’re 10 times bigger than they are. A rat knows enough to run the fuck away when you approach it. Chihuahuas bark at you as if they’re actually able to defend themselves. They all deserve to be thrown against walls/punted from bridges. Fucking freaks of nature.
I laughed when I read this. Not because it was funny, but because I got excited about all the verbal hazing that I knew would be forthcoming. Well done, men.
Defending your girlfriend’s honor is one thing — her behavior and what happens to her reflects on you and allowing other guys to harass her will only make you look bad (while kicking the shit out of them makes you look and feel like a badass) –, but defending random bitches on the internet when clearly everyone here is just trolling because you sorostitutes are wayyyy too easy is just dumb. In short: shut up, cunt.
Moving.
Now curious. How do you see her picture?
Couldn’t agree more.
My issue with chihuahuas isn’t that they’re ugly overgrown mexican rats, so much as they all seem to think they’re 10 times bigger than they are. A rat knows enough to run the fuck away when you approach it. Chihuahuas bark at you as if they’re actually able to defend themselves. They all deserve to be thrown against walls/punted from bridges. Fucking freaks of nature.
vodka martinis….
She had previously admitted to being in high school on an entirely different post. Jesus Christ I’m on this website too often.
Nope. She fat. onlypledgethebest, how are your sandwich making skills? I’ve been thinking about bringing a new slam into the rotation.
Squeezing her cheeks to make her open her mouth – FaF
I was thinking the same fucking thing
oh I know this one! Shallow should do the trick!
And his heirs. What a bitch.
It’s not rape if you yell surprise at the beginning.
Anal leakage. TSM.
As long as she’s also working at Subway and a brothel she should be good.
Nope. You’re gayer than two AIDS-infested men having sex.
I laughed when I read this. Not because it was funny, but because I got excited about all the verbal hazing that I knew would be forthcoming. Well done, men.
Lulz piker u just pwnd the shit out of those betches.
Couldn’t agree more.
Defending your girlfriend’s honor is one thing — her behavior and what happens to her reflects on you and allowing other guys to harass her will only make you look bad (while kicking the shit out of them makes you look and feel like a badass) –, but defending random bitches on the internet when clearly everyone here is just trolling because you sorostitutes are wayyyy too easy is just dumb. In short: shut up, cunt.
And, unsurprisingly, doing a piss poor job of it.