Only buying sunglasses that are big enough to reflect your attitude. TSM.

Your drunken alter ego becoming your only ego. TSM.

If you liked it then you should have put a monogram on it. TSM.

Basically being a famous alumna to PNMs. TSM.

Tagging your boyfriend in gift ideas on Instagram. TSM.

“One more shot before we leave.” TSM.

Being more committed to your favorite mascara than you ever have been to a guy. TSM.

Calling out of work on Founders Day, because it’s basically a holiday. TSM.