Being legitimately scared to watch your Snapchat story the next day. TSM.

I’m fluent in passive aggression. TSM.

Your boyfriend’s formal being more tame than yours. TSM.

Rarely a good influence. Always a good time. TSM.

Being known as the “bad decisions” family. TSM.

My big can do anything yours can do better. TSM.

Spring break bucket list: survive. TSM.

Going home with a 10, waking up with a 10. TSM.

Always getting hammered and occasionally getting nailed. TSM.