I’m not a rule-breaker. I do shit e-board hasn’t even imagined up yet. TSM.

Go Greek or go home. TSM.

Finals are just tests, grades are just letters, GPAs are just numbers, and diplomas are just paper, but a rich husband? That’s real. TSM.

I don’t remember formal, but I hear I had a great time. TSM.

Losing your dignity while gaining respect. TSM.

Having a sister in every class. TSM.

Being 15 minutes into a conversation with a guy before remembering you made out with him last semester. TSTC.

Having “that little,” because you’re “that big.” TSM.

You can’t regret what you don’t remember. TSM.